Friday, November 25, 2005

Daily Clean Jokes #30

Let's kill a pig!


An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

"Let's have a party Homer" she suggested. "Let's kill a pig!"

The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee Ethel" he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."

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