Daily Clean Jokes #17

Mechanic

The helicopter lost power while flying over a remote Scottish island and was forced to make an emergency landing. Luckily there was a small cottage nearby. The pilot walked over to it and knocked on the door.

"Is there a Mechanic in the area?" he asked the woman who answered the door.

She scratched her head and thought for a few seconds.

"No," she finally said, pointing down the road, "but we do have a McArdle and a McKay."